Monday, October 25, 2004


It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.

If anyone still wonders about whether lip-synching is rampant amongst today's generation of chanteuse, check out this interesting item from yesterday's NY Daily News:

Teen songbird Ashlee Simpson had a microphone malfunction on "Saturday Night Live" last night, scurrying off stage when a production glitch caught her lip-synching the wrong tune.

The pop star, younger sister of singer and TV star Jessica Simpson, sounded great belting out "Pieces of Me" in her first segment on the show. It was the same song that she butchered at August's MTV Music Video Awards, drawing withering reviews for a flat, out of key performance.

But the triumphant moment turned into a debacle when she came out to debut the song "Autobiography" for a second set. But whoever was responsible for piping in a studio-engineered rendition for Simpson to mouth screwed up, playing "Pieces" once again.

The raven-haired beauty hopped around briefly, then slinked off the stage as her hapless band half-heartedly faked away. It didn't take long for critics to vent their rage on Ashlee Simpson's official Web site.

"Finally, you're exposed for the fraud that you are," wrote an E-mail poster named drdrewby minutes after the embarrassing performance. "You have cheated your fans and people who actually thought that you had a lick of talent. You should quit the music business because you are now and always will be a complete and utter joke."

Said CowboyJeff99: "I knew she sounded like crap live, so I was 'wondering' what was going on when her voice sounded just like the radio edit."

When the cast of the live show came out to bid the audience good night, actor Jude Law tried to explain Simpson's slipup.

"What can I say folks, live TV," Law shrugged.

A still-humiliated Simpson apologized to her fans - and blamed her band for playing the wrong song.

Update: video available here . The Benny Hill version available here. A good op-ed from here. The money quote offered up by op-ed author Michael Allison:
I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.
- Ashlee Simpson in Lucky Magazine

Can I ask a really stupid question? How is it that the Beatles, Rolling Stones and Doors amongst others managed to play completely live amplified rock and roll under arduous conditions (no monitors, audience screaming at the top of their lungs) on the Ed Sullivan show 40 years ago without batting an eyelid? Does the word talent enter the equation for Ms. Simpson and her ilk?.

By the way, Ashlee. An Antares Auto-Tune rack unit costs about $500. Insert it into the signal chain between your Captain Scarlet microphone and the main mixer. Let the magic of DSP give you what nature didn't....

Finally, in a blinding glimpse of the obvious, yesterday's Sulzberger Personal Hygiene Facilitator came out with this money quote in an article about identity theft:
A leading bank regulator, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, warned in June that increased corporate outsourcing of call-center tasks and other jobs overseas had heightened the risk of identity theft.


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