Saturday, November 06, 2004
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies
In other news, we categorically deny that Arafat is dead.
(I haven't had my coffee yet, so I couldn't find a good Chevy Chase Weekend Update image. I know, lame...)
Since everyone else has a Dead Pool going on Arafat, I say let's get a money pool going on. How much does he actually have stashed? Gotta figure the only reason they're stalling is to do a "Weekend At Bernies" in front of some Bahnhofstrasse gnomes who wouldn't let a pfenning out of their tight little hands without the old bastard's approval.